I Asked an AI Bot To Read 1,000 Mainstream Media Reports on Hunter Biden's Crimes and Write a Story of Its Own

What happened: USA Today published a ridiculous (albeit unsurprising) story about how Hunter Biden's "foibles" have "provided ammunition" for Republicans eager to pounce and seize on President Joe Biden ahead of the 2024 election season.

What happened next: I asked an AI bot to read the USA Today story and 999 others like it and to write a story based on what it learned. This was the result:

Biden Boy Whoopsies Nourish GOP Anger Parade

WASHINGTON—Hunter Biden, the adult boy of devoted father President Joe Biden, is unemployed by the government. He is not a candidate for office.

Nevertheless, the first son's legal imperfections and nonconformist lifestyle have incited Republican seizures ahead of the 2024 presidential campaign that will determine the fate of American democracy.

"Republicans are scrutinizing the Biden child unfairly in order to demonize a father's love," said the knowledgable expert whose book, American Cretin: Trump Is Bad, revealed important opinions about politics.

Joe Biden, a working-class Irish Catholic nice guy, speaks often about the importance of family. Republicans, meanwhile, have invaded his privacy by asking questions about his family matters that are private. It's not fair, said the Biden donor at obscure advocacy group.

"From Daytona Beach to Donetsk Oblast, liberal democracy under threat from GOP allies and their anti-trans, pro-slavery agenda," mused Dr. Pelvin Gromp, assistant strategic consultant for the Empowering Equity Initiate.

Hunter Biden's personal and very private faux pas—including but not limited to habitual medication, ambitious romance, accidental procreation, international renumeration, and creative taxpaying—are sensational grist for the anti-Biden agitators who pounced.

Republican claims are unverified, based on little more than texts, emails, financial records, court filings, and whistleblower testimony. Joe Biden was involved, some critics argue without evidence, but the White House has been clear.

"As we have said many times before, President Biden never personally deposited a single check tied to Hunter's alleged foreign business dealings in Azerbaijan," said journeyman bureaucrat Ian Sams. "None of the diamonds that may have appeared in his Christmas stocking were of Zambian origin."

https://freebeacon.com/satire/hunter-biden-bot-story/ 

House Spending Bills Have Welcome Cuts but Still Leave Billions in Potential Savings on the Table

The U.S. House of Representatives left Washington July 27 for its lengthy summer recess having only passed one of 12 spending bills required to fund the government for the upcoming fiscal year beginning Oct. 1.

While all 12 bills have welcome reductions, they lack the more substantial cuts necessary to trim the deficit and stop the rampant inflation being caused by excessive government spending.

In response, members of the Freedom Caucus have demanded lower spending levels through a combination of dumping fraudulent gimmicks and imposing stronger spending cuts on the swampy federal bureaucracy.

The spending bills as they currently stand provide plenty of details to inform congressional negotiators and the public about the worthwhile spending reductions already in the bills and the vital opportunities for further cuts that remain on the table.

Praiseworthy spending reductions in the House bills include: A 15% cut to the Department of Education, which is irredeemably captured by the Left.

Retaining the vast majority of funding for the Community Development Fund, a slush fund that Congress uses to dole out pork spending.

A complicating factor in spending discussions is that the House Appropriations Committee is touting cuts to things passed by Democrats in recent years, such as the hiring spree for the IRS, in an attempt to "Balance" the lack of meaningful reduction to overall spending levels. 

https://www.dailysignal.com/2023/07/31/house-spending-bills-have-welcome-cuts-still-leave-billions-potential-savings-table/

Bill from Iowa congressman would fund border wall with seized drug assets

U.S. Rep. Randy Feenstra, R-Iowa, proposes using seized drug assets to fund the wall at the southern U.S. border.

A bill, entitled the "Build the Wall and Fight Fentanyl Act," would also create a second fund the congressman said would be used to combat the fentanyl epidemic.

"Criminal drug traffickers have smuggled enough fentanyl into our country to kill every man, woman, and child in the United States, and tragically, too many families know the pain of losing a loved one to this deadly crisis," Feenstra said.

"While President Biden has failed to uphold his oath of office and secure our border, I remain committed to delivering real solutions to the border crisis by beating the drug traffickers at their own game and using their illegal financial gains to finish the border wall and support our families." Cities near the southern U.S. border say the migrants are creating crises in their cities.

Lawmakers blame the border crisis for an uptick in fentanyl distribution.

"The fentanyl epidemic is killing Americans every day, and it's directly linked to our open border," said Rep. R-Steube, R-Fla.

A report last week accused Mayorkas of "Dereliction of duty" and claimed Biden's immigration policies are "Ineffective." The DHS said in its response, "The Department will continue to enforce our laws and secure our border, protect the United States from terrorism, and improve our cybersecurity, all while building a safe, orderly, and humane immigration system. Instead of pointing fingers and pursuing a baseless impeachment, Congress should work with the Department and pass comprehensive legislation to fix our broken immigration system, which has not been updated in decades." 

https://www.thecentersquare.com/iowa/article_ac9721fa-2fdf-11ee-b6fe-bf36f7435f1e.html

‘Their Terrifying Plan’: Unmasking the Globalists

He describes the creation in 1930 of the Bank for International Settlements and looks at the way Alger Hiss, a communist and member of the Council for Foreign Relations, worked with John McCloy, a Nazi-loving banker, to help create the United Nations.

He shows how the United Nations, governments, bankers and banking institutions - such as the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund and the Bank for International Settlements - have, for the best part of a century overthrown governments, started wars, deliberately created crises and stolen land, oil and other natural resources.

He explains how US officials have led the World Bank to promote the growing of farm products which don't compete with America.

Much more! In Their Terrifying Plan, you can read about the horrifying way in which the United Nations and the United States - together with the IMF and the World Bank - stepped in to "Help" Somalia.

Did you know that Herman J. Abs was invited to chair the Second WEF Meeting at Davos? Abs was the bank director who helped Hitler by forcibly buying Jewish banks and using the money to build the Nazi war machine.

He helped plan German's future after the end of World War II. After the war, Abs was asked to help rebuild German banking - even though he had been arrested as a war criminal and sentenced to death.

A Bank of England official rescued and protected Abs, who became President of a major German bank and decided which German companies received the billions of dollars provided by Marshall Aid.

https://expose-news.com/2023/08/01/their-terrifying-plan-unmasking-the-globalists/ 

Canadian Pastor Convicted of Inciting Mischief in Trucker Protests Facing Up to 10 Years Prison

 Pastor Artur Pawlowski's troubles with the Canadian authorities began long before his sermon to commercial truckers encouraging their peaceful defiance against what he thought were "Oppressive" public health mandates for COVID-19.

On Aug. 9, Mr. Pawlowski, a native of Poland and an acolyte of the "Solidarity Movement," could receive up to 10 years in prison for the charge of "Inciting mischief" during Canada's nationwide trucker protests last year.

As a Christian minister, Mr. Pawlowski said he believed he was waging a spiritual battle against "Government overreach" during the pandemic, even if it means he has to pay fines, get arrested, or go to jail.

On Feb. 7, 2022, at the border crossing blockade in Coutts, Alberta, Mr. Pawlowski told a crowd of commercial truckers, "It's about time for Canadians to rise up and start roaring." "For the first time in two years, you've got the power. They've got the guns, yes-it's all useless when you all rise up. There is no tyrant big enough that can stop [the] masses." Canadian authorities arrested and charged him with inciting mischief and interfering with essential infrastructure under Alberta's Critical Infrastructure Defense Act of 2020.

The Critical Infrastructure Defense Act "Protects essential infrastructure from damage or interference caused by blockades or similar activities, which can cause significant public safety, social, economic and environmental consequences." Mr. Pawlowski said Canadian authorities also accused him of promoting "Genocide" for referencing the Solidarity Movement contributing to the fall of communism in Poland.

The pastor's son, Nathan Pawlowski, recently testified in the European Parliament about the "Consequences of abuse of power under the guise of help" during the pandemic by the Canadian government.

Mr. Pawlowski told The Epoch Times he had received offers of money and government positions in exchange for his silence, but he's "not for sale.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/article/canadian-pastor-convicted-of-inciting-mischief-in-trucker-protests-facing-up-to-10-years-prison-5430313?utm_source=partner&utm_campaign=ZeroHedge&src_src=partner&src_cmp=ZeroHedge

$1.3 Billion In U.S. Taxpayer Money Funded The Dragon And The Bear Since 2017

 Using data obtained from government disclosures, we uncovered $1.3 billion in spending that ultimately ended up in the two adversarial countries since 2017.

1.1 million sub-agreement from the EcoHealth Alliance through the U.S. Agency for International Development grant for coronavirus experiments.

In June 2023, the Government Accountability Office reported at least $1,413,720 million in taxpayer money flowed into the Wuhan lab.

The Chinese CDC received at least $70 million in U.S. government contracts, grants and subgrants since 2008.

Dalian Jiahe Real Estate Broker Co., Ltd. took home the most with $1.37 million in sub-grants, including one $809,208 grant "To assist states, through cash grants and food donations, in providing a nutritious nonprofit lunch service for school children and to encourage the domestic consumption of nutritious agricultural commodities."

1.68 million subgrant again to Dalian Jiahe Real Estate Broker Co., Ltd, including about $500,000 in Title I Grants "To help local educational agencies improve teaching and learning in high-poverty schools in particular for children failing, or most at-risk of failing, to meet challenging state academic achievement standards."

The bill would require all grant recipients and contractors can be held accountable to report where the money goes next, creating a comprehensive paper trail for the first time.

https://openthebooks.substack.com/p/13-billion-in-us-taxpayer-money-funded?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=775254&post_id=135606126&isFreemail=true&utm_medium=email

It's Year 5 Of The Biden Crime Family Coverup

 On July 20, a little more than a month after Biden asked "Where's the money?", Sen. Chuck Grassley released an unclassified FD-1023 FBI informant form alleging that Biden and his son Hunter had split a $10 million payment from Ukrainian oligarch Mykola Zlochevsky, the owner of Burisma.

Case in point: The FBI informant reported in his June 2020 statement that Zlochevsky had called Joe Biden the "Big Guy" in 2019.

What's truly maddening about the Biden coverup is just how long it has lasted while more and more evidence has mounted.

Recent congressional hearings unearthed a trove of detail about bank payments to Biden family members, and IRS whistleblowers have laid bare the protection racket that the FBI and DOJ have been running for the Bidens.

Hunter Biden might be in prison now, and his father would have retired to Delaware to live out his final years in shame.

The Democrat-adjacent media seem to have a hard time understanding the case against Hunter Biden - and Joe Biden - even after five years.

For anyone who has eyes to see, there is a mountain of evidence against both Hunter and Joe Biden.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2023/07/31/its_year_5_of_the_biden_crime_family_coverup_149560.html?callback=in&code=MGI1MJI5MJATZDEYMS0ZOWRMLTHLYMQTYMNKYJUWNJDIYME3&state=bc036184d8a44d288f1a8830a0a6908a