Friday, August 10, 2012

Paranormal Pelosi and the Suffragists

America now knows that much like the sixth sense of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi also speaks to dead people.  And not just any group of apparitions; the ghosts Nancy claims have contacted her are suffragists Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and Alice Paul, all of whom Nancy claims spoke to her once during a visit to the White House.
Paranormal Pelosi shared with the "We Power" Women's Political Committee that after becoming part of the House leadership, when meeting with President G.W. Bush for the first time she was visited by the ghosts of the American pioneers of equality for women. 
Pelosi swears that while Bush was talking, his voice faded and "this other thing was happening" to her. Pelosi claimed her "chair was getting crowded in" by departed women's libbers hoping to share a seat at the table with none other than Ms. Pelosi.
It's important to note that this is the same woman who believes Republicans are the "E-coli club." But that aside, referring to the ghosts that paid her a visit Nancy said that "My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn't figure out what it was."

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