Tuesday, November 2, 2021

US Army Announces It Now Identifies As Winner Of Afghan War

Early Friday morning, the United States Department of Defense announced that henceforth, it identifies as the winner of the 20-year war in Afghanistan.

The change means that once again, America's troops are undefeated in all wars stretching back to the nation's founding.

The Vietnam War, another prior defeat, came out of the closet as "More of a draw, really" in 1997.

Milley's repeated assurances that the Afghan Armed Forces were well-trained and well-prepared for war with the Taliban, once falsely labeled as "Lies," are now revealed as the confident statements of a commander who knew US forces were on the brink of total victory.

"Millions of Americans still have an outdated 'win-or-lose' binary attitude for thinking about war," said Austin.

"Really, war outcomes exist on a spectrum and are more fluid."

"Hateful statements about how the Afghan war 'really' ended could drive the military suicide rate even higher than it already is," the company said in a statement.

https://www.revolver.news/2021/11/army-announces-it-identifies-as-winner-of-afghanistan-war/ 

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