Friday, June 28, 2013

Obama Saves the World

Dear Leader gave a speech the other day on climate change. Having solved all of America's problems, he is now going to save the planet. You can tell by his tone and typically snide derision for those who disagree with him that he's serious.
"I don't have much patience for anyone who says this problem isn't real. We don't have time for a meeting of the flat-Earth society."
If you object to destroying America's economy to prevent something that might happen 100 years from now you are a Luddite.
His renewed efforts to heal the planet and halt the rise of the oceans have resulted in his "national plan to reduce carbon pollution, [and] prepare our country for the impacts of climate change and lead global efforts to fight it."

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